Comment on Definitely spongeworthy
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day agoIt’s a reference to an episode of a 90s sitcom about nothing.
Specifically the episode of Seinfeld where Elaine finds the perfect birth control for her (which is some kind of sponge 🤨) but then they stop selling them so her new criteria for a sexual partner is to determine whether they’re attractive enough to use one of her limited supply, which she calls being “spongeworthy”.
ButteryMonkey@piefed.social 1 day ago
Which is reasonable from what my mom told me. She agreed those were the best.
jqubed@lemmy.world 1 day ago
How well did they work if she still became a mom, though?
DagwoodIII@piefed.social 1 day ago
“By choice, not by chance.”
I’ve been waiting since 3rd Grade to use that one.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 1 day ago
She thought I was sponge worthy.
ButteryMonkey@piefed.social 1 day ago
Probably. Her standards weren’t that high; I’ve met my dad.