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Sitting can be very difficult first thing in the morning sometimes. Well, not the sitting part but the getting your dick to point down into the bowl part.

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falseWhite@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
On those days you lie down on the toilet in a planking position, penis pointing down into the toilet

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NABDad@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
Some mornings, after you sit, you need to bend over until your forehead is on your feet.

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- RacerX@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
  I prefer to put my hands on the floor and lift my feet up against the wall.
  
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SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
Well step 1 should be: Beat that meat into submission

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- merde@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
  1+1=2
  2+2=4
  4+4=8
  8+8=16
  16+16=32
  32+32=64
  64+64=128
  128+128=256
  256+256=512
  512+512=1024
  1024+1024=2048
  2048+204… submission (if not, sing this, with the same voice ☞ music.youtube.com/watch?v=NfnTKUkCafo
  
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