Some mornings, after you sit, you need to bend over until your forehead is on your feet.
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tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 10 months agoSitting can be very difficult first thing in the morning sometimes. Well, not the sitting part but the getting your dick to point down into the bowl part.
NABDad@lemmy.world 10 months ago
RacerX@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
I prefer to put my hands on the floor and lift my feet up against the wall.
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Well step 1 should be: Beat that meat into submission
merde@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
1+1=2
2+2=4
4+4=8
8+8=16
16+16=32
32+32=64
64+64=128
128+128=256
256+256=512
512+512=1024
1024+1024=2048
2048+204… submission (if not, sing this, with the same voice ☞ music.youtube.com/watch?v=NfnTKUkCafo
falseWhite@lemmy.world 10 months ago
On those days you lie down on the toilet in a planking position, penis pointing down into the toilet