Some mornings, after you sit, you need to bend over until your forehead is on your feet.
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tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 7 hours agoSitting can be very difficult first thing in the morning sometimes. Well, not the sitting part but the getting your dick to point down into the bowl part.
NABDad@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
RacerX@lemmy.zip 6 hours ago
I prefer to put my hands on the floor and lift my feet up against the wall.
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Well step 1 should be: Beat that meat into submission
merde@sh.itjust.works 6 hours ago
1+1=2
2+2=4
4+4=8
8+8=16
16+16=32
32+32=64
64+64=128
128+128=256
256+256=512
512+512=1024
1024+1024=2048
2048+204… submission (if not, sing this, with the same voice ☞ music.youtube.com/watch?v=NfnTKUkCafo
falseWhite@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
On those days you lie down on the toilet in a planking position, penis pointing down into the toilet