If i cum today and i want to cum tomorrow i will already feel a weaker sensation, probably if i cum 2/3 time in a day that good sensation will be as good as laughing at a joke that isn’t even that funny
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kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 1 month ago
9!? You think I can cum 9 times a day!? And apparently hit the egg every fucking time too? I don’t mean to question the conclusion because I think birth control should be both parties’ responsibility, but I think your premise reveals a distinct lack of grasp on biological reality. Why stop at 9? Why not 900? Really drive your point home! My dick is going to be useless after number 2 or 3 anyway.
Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 1 month ago
StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Cocaine is your friend here, good sir.
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
“Okay, yea, my nose is always bleeding, my heart is on the verge of exploding, and I am at constant risk of having a seizure at any time. But my dick is rock hard and I can cum like 10 times before I start bleeding from the chafing. Wanna fuck?”
Who recommends coke to help your sex life? What is this? 1988? My guy, no one needs that much sex. If you do, and you use coke to help you, you might have two addictions.
StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I’m being facetious: it would actually work, but it’s a stupid idea. Forgot the /s.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I think she liked the number nine because 9 months pregnancy so she used the number 9 for everything in her hypothetical scenario
Uri@infosec.pub 1 month ago
Leys gooooooo 9000 !!
AtariDump@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Valmond@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“hit the egg” 🤣😂😭