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• Typotyper@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  5 minutes baby. Military taught me to eat fast, shower fast, fall asleep fast, and clean like i have OCD

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  • bestboyfriendintheworld@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I should have gone to the military, like I wanted to. When I finished school, I wanted to serve to learn discipline, order, and structure. My parents are both strict pacifists and had dragged me to peace protests from a young age. I didn’t want to break their heart, so an undisciplined civilian life it was. Still lacking discipline, order, and difficulty sleeping.

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    • Rooster326@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      If you really want to fight someone else’s war then you can go do that now.

      Buddy is 43. He just enrolled. Going to be a shit show but he’s doing it.

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    • Typotyper@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I don’t known why people are down voting you. You do you. If you want to shoot a gun, go bet one and blast away. If you want to blow shit up, umm I can’t help you.

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      • HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        They can get a blaster’s license and work in demolition, or mining.

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    • Dozzi92@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Army takes up to 36, and they’re decently disciplined. May have missed the boat on Marines though, and that’s where the true brainwashing occurs, in my opinion. And I don’t mean brainwashing making you want to kill and love war, I’m not fond of either, less so after than before. But structure is a very real thing, and developing good habits.

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      • bestboyfriendintheworld@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I’m already over 40. Thank you.

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  • Empricorn@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You did your service faithfully! It’s time to relax and show down now, you deserve it…

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    • Typotyper@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’ve been out for 25 years I’ll still be the first to finish a meal even if I sit down last and they give me a kids fork.

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• fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I shower in less than 10:

  • Heat water while I undress
  • Change water to cold, wet my hair only (dyed hair is a pain, god bless it’s short)
  • Shampoo hair, Clear, apply conditioner
  • Change water to hot again, wet rest of body
  • Stop water, apply gel in body
  • Hot water, rinse body
  • Cold water, rinse head
  • Get out.

  That’s like 8 mins, maybe 9 because I spend 2 with my hair, maybe 10 because I spend 2 mins wetting my body to heat it up.

  Ofc, if I’m feeling cold I end up spending way longer in the wet body phase.

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