- the boss says from his remote office in Barcelona sometimes in Honolulu.
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cannibalkitteh@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
“No, you can’t telecommute, we need you here in the office.”
tidderuuf@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You get this shit when telecommuting, too.
Just today I got “why didn’t you see that slack message?”
“Because I’ve been working on a weeks long project that is due soon and needed to focus on it”
“Yeah but you should be monitoring slack at all times”
So I guess my job is to stare at slack all day and not do actual work
lectricleopard@lemmy.world 1 month ago
My CEO told us we need to work faster. 100,000 people and he just makes that blanket statement, like we’re all naughty children for not sleeping on our office floors every night to save commute time.
Literally said he want things that take a week now, he wants done in a day, and a 1 day turn around should now be 1 hr. Did not specify what department or discipline or was referring to. We all just lazy to him.
Of course, this company has the same employees for the last like 10 CEOs. The bulk are just jaded as fuck. Every now and then I see a new hire find the company song and start playing at meetings to lick boot. Then someone pulls him aside to let him know the company was helping the Nazis with eugenics when this was being pushed, so just shut the fuck up, we dont need to be glorifying those idiots.
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Lemme guess: IBM?
NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 1 month ago
Ah, a casual 500-800% increase in work speed. I’m sure we can hit that target if everyone uses AI to assist their tasks.
works 19% slower
TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 1 month ago
They don’t do that to me because I’m a contractor who they me more than I need them. However…
I’ve seen this exact thing play out several different ways. My favorite recurring one: “Why didn’t you respond on slack/why were you offline?” (Always over some bullshit that could wait or that someone else could have handled).
“I worked the maintenance window last night because you said this non production change couldn’t be done during the day”
“Well you should still be monitoring in case there’s an emergency!”
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 1 month ago
How dare you sleep?! You’re salaried so you should work all the time!!