Comment on Priorities

• P00ptart@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m pressing that button even if I don’t have cancer.

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  • TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Sorry, cancer is a prerequisite for dinosaurification.

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    • Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      googles cheap airfare to Chernobyl

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      • explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Cigarette prices have really gotten nuts these days.

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    • P00ptart@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’m still doing it. I’ll probably get cancer anyways because of bad choices and genetics. At least then I can use my dinosaur powers for good until I get killed by the government.

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      • TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Speaking of nefarious government actions; is it still cannibalism if your DNA is that of a dinosaur now?

        Imagine the money from rich people eating dinosaur steaks.

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