Comment on Trump Classifies “Anti-Capitalism” as a Political Pre-Crime

ThePantser@sh.itjust.works ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

• the_q@lemmy.zip ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I hope he dies publicly and his diaper overfills and explodes onto nearby Republicans.

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  • glimse@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    My friend and I have been saying for years that we don’t wish death upon him, we wish utter humiliation. We want him to trip and shit himself while he’s walking on stage in full view of the cameras and audience.

    On his death bed, he will believe he’s dying with dignity. But if he rips his Depends on stage, he’s gonna lose his mind.

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    • ZephyrXero@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Oh god, if he somehow lost his voice and use of his hands, but was otherwise conscious that would be ideal. Suffering in silence like he caused for so many

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    • Mynameisallen@lemmy.zip ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I want him to die humiliated and in a gallow

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  • WoodScientist@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Can we go for the good old fashioned lightning strike option? Nothing quite like an evil man being killed in a way indistinguishable from being smote by the wrath of an angry god.

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    • edgemaster72@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Far quicker than he deserves, but you are right about the flashiness of it

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    • DrFistington@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Nah, falling down stairs town screaming and crying like a bitch would be funnier

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  • ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    In all likelihood they’d promptly revere their spattered articles of clothing as holy relics.

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• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That is not dead which can eternal lie

  And with strange aeons even death may die

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