Comment on Got my pumpkin today. All ready for Halloween

gegil@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Because you’re in a coma and everything you observe is just part of an elaborate dream.

  Wake up gegil, your family misses you.

  WAKE UP

  WAKE UP BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE

  YOU HAVE TO WAKE UP

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  • Klear@quokk.au ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Nah, let them sleep. Reality is not worth it.

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    • Know_not_Scotty_does@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Right? Have you seen reality lately?!

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      • Klear@quokk.au ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I’m trying not to.

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• WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I don’t see you complaining about that.

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Because it’s what you needed.

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  • gegil@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I don’t think so, i’m more into boys.

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Didn’t mean to presume your need (or “lack thereof”) for pumpkin pussy, friend. Don’t shoot the messenger.

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