I wish… Would probably solve the American fascism problem overnight when all the Christians vanish
Comment on Who got raptured today?
T00l_shed@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I missed something were we supposed to be ruptured today?
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 10 months ago
Okay but then the real Christians are gone and all that’s left are the Christofascists
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
I hate to break it to you…
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 10 months ago
I know, but I didn’t want you to get your hopes too high
icelimit@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
What would their excuse then be?
ericatty@infosec.pub 10 months ago
Maybe you, but definitely not me.
T00l_shed@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Jooooin ussss
Valmond@lemmy.world 10 months ago
There is some wild pastor (from south Africa?) who “dreamt that jesus is coming. Soon.” Apparently it’s tomorrow to thursday. And then there is some sort of tribulation for 3.5 or 7 years or whatever.
There is going to be lots of people “disappearing” during those two days, according to all this bullshit.
I can’t wait 🥱😴
Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Occurring over a couple of days? Guess that finally answers my question in whether the rapture would happen planet-wide all at once, or go by time zones.
kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
The real rapture will be over in a few hours once all of the bombs have gone off.
T00l_shed@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Thank you! I was genuinely curious what happened
IndridCold@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Not you.
T00l_shed@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Fuck… I had it in my calendar for next Tuesday
IndridCold@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
On the plus side, you can feed my cat now.
T00l_shed@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I will abduction your cat