Comment on Who got raptured today?

T00l_shed@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• IndridCold@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Not you.

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  • T00l_shed@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Fuck… I had it in my calendar for next Tuesday

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    • IndridCold@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      On the plus side, you can feed my cat now.

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      • T00l_shed@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I will abduction your cat

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• prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I wish… Would probably solve the American fascism problem overnight when all the Christians vanish

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  • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Okay but then the real Christians are gone and all that’s left are the Christofascists

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    • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I hate to break it to you…

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      • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I know, but I didn’t want you to get your hopes too high

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    • icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      What would their excuse then be?

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• ericatty@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Maybe you, but definitely not me.

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  • T00l_shed@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Jooooin ussss

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• Valmond@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  There is some wild pastor (from south Africa?) who “dreamt that jesus is coming. Soon.” Apparently it’s tomorrow to thursday. And then there is some sort of tribulation for 3.5 or 7 years or whatever.

  There is going to be lots of people “disappearing” during those two days, according to all this bullshit.

  I can’t wait 🥱😴

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  • Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Occurring over a couple of days? Guess that finally answers my question in whether the rapture would happen planet-wide all at once, or go by time zones.

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    • kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The real rapture will be over in a few hours once all of the bombs have gone off.

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  • T00l_shed@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Thank you! I was genuinely curious what happened

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