I’m afraid to Google this. What is a bum gun. I already have a bidet.
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UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 7 months ago
A reminder for the uncivilized savages from a very civilized gentleman with a sweet smelling asshole: WASH YOUR ASS WITH WATER. USE A BIDET OR A BUM GUN.
Why are Americans okay with shooting up schools but not ok with shooting up their own assholes?! Bum guns also don’t require reloading! You can fire as much as you want! Use Bum guns 👍.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 7 months ago
UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Smokeydope@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Oh I think my sink has one of those will have to try it out
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 7 months ago
That’s a pussy phone
I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring!
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Oh. Yeah. That makes a lot of sense.
bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
Super soaker with a 1200 psi stream focusing attachment
601error@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
If paper is good enough for wiping the shit from my hands, it’s good enough for wiping the shit from my ass.
sneezycat@sopuli.xyz 7 months ago
And this is why I don’t like handshakes.
moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
I love the name bum gun
UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 7 months ago
I love bums
257m@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
As a child I was to taught to use a Lota and I have never used anything else. Is that grosser than toilet paper or better?
UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 7 months ago
A less elegant solution, sure. But much better than using paper for god’s sake!
dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I’m a heavy shitter, I shit alot and I shit so much my ass crack looks like caramelized fondu. When I go outside flys swarm around my ass and get stuck on my sticky ass crack. Everyone would avoid me in the local Walmart when I shop for gaming supplies (Doritos and Dr Pepper mostly). I have difficultly wiping because I can’t physically reach under there and I can’t stand up in the shower. One day my mom told me to lose weight (yeah thanks for bullying me again mom 😒) and I know I’m a little heavy at the moment because I have to use cooking oil to greese up the doorframes so I can squeeze through but that’s only because of capitalism shrinking all the rental apartments and cramming as many people in as possible. Anyway I was playing Amongus and one of my femboy friends told me about bidgets. At first I was like “huh?” and he explained that because he plays Genshin he cannot physically leave the house or bathe and he has a special toilet that cleans his butthole for him. So I ordered one off Amazon and my god it is the best thing ever, now this device shoots water up my asshole and poof! No more shit streaked stretch pants woohoo!
HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world 7 months ago
What a terrible day to be literate in this masterful world you have created.
UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 7 months ago
That’s amazing! Btw, what’s ur femboy friend’s snap?