Comment on Plump prophet proved perfectly precise

• LillyPip@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Why can’t some people resist putting things in every orifice? There’s gotta be some innate drive to do this. Does anyone here relate? What’s the attraction? I want to understand. Seeing weird-shaped things is clearly appealing somehow.

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  • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    If we weren’t all disgusting horny animals at our core just looking for a hole to jam ourselves into or to jam stuff into our holes, there wouldn’t be 8+ billion of us.

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  • Deceptichum@quokk.au ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    All our ancestors who were squeamish about inserting new things into every orifice eventually starved and died off.

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    • MonkeyTown@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Can confirm. Not squeamish per se, but not interested in putting things into any holes (other than food in mouth, and even that’s a pretty weak drive) and I’m definitely not passing on my shit genes, so.

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Hey I see something I'm going to try to fit in my ass, my mouth or both and it's perfectly natural.

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    • LillyPip@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I can vibe with that.

      I guess my question is more about the ‘challenge’ objects. Like I get wanting to put things places, but it’s the stuff that lands you in YouTube compilations due to ‘misadventure’ that clearly looked risky that gets me.

      Putting the OP bottles in places, or getting your nuts trapped in the slats of a park bench, things like that.

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      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        It happens to the best of us and sometimes squirrel nuts too.

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