Maybe it’s some kid’s half-assed science project.
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HyonoKo@lemmy.ml 10 months agoMaybe it’s some higher dimensional grad student simulating something to get some plots to add to a poster his postdoc wants him to present at a small time conference somewhere. Our consciousness is just a side effect because he insisted in doing the coding in Haskell.
Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 10 months ago
bobo@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Our consciousness is just a side effect because he insisted in doing the coding in Haskell.
Lisp is the true God’s programming language…
HyonoKo@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Wow awesome cover!
Naz@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
That’s so many nested assumptions, lol:
Assumption table
- Graduate student in academia
- Running a simulation for data
- For a conference
- Haskell
The probability value of all four being true simultaneously approaches ≈0%
Don’t forget the sheer, mind-destroying size of the universe, and its age.
angrystego@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Come on, it doesn’t work like this. You can disprove the funny theory only if you give us an even more ridiculous one in it’s stead.
muzzle@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Don’t forget the sheer, mind-destroying size of the universe, and its age.
Most of it is empty. The trick is lazy evaluation.
Valmond@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Our telescopes eats up CPU cycles fast, the poor blokes cloud server will come with an unsuspecting bill this month…
LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Yeah, it uses a simplified model unless you look too close. That’s how you get those funny quantum effects. Although, I have to say, great sativa, dude
Supervisor194@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Don’t forget the sheer, mind-destroying size of the universe, and its age.
I mean, if it’s really a simulation, all of that would be… simulated.
Naz@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I know; I’m just fishing out counter-examples and counter-arguments. I’m in the rare cadre of participants who like to roam around on the interior of the sim
forrgott@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Your reply kinda reminds me of Thirteenth Floor.