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LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 weeks agoIf by “straight” you mean heterosexual and you’re doubting the story is heterosexual, read it again. There are pronouns in there. This is a heterosexual story.
Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 2 weeks ago
NOOOOOOOOO!!! I NEED IT TO FIT IN THE PREDETERMINED BOX I HAVE SETUP FOR THIS GREENTEXT!!! IT HAS TO BE GAY BECAUSE I SAID SOOO!!!
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I had no problem taking this innocent heartfelt greentext post at face value, but would you agree, the comments have been aneurysm-inducing.
DahGangalang@infosec.pub 2 weeks ago
Even reading the pronouns, I suppose its possible anon is female (and it thus insulted her friend remained straight for so long).
Still, everyone knows femanons don’t actually exist.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’m glad you deleted your comment because I can still see it in my inbox and I was about to come here and rip you a new one 😆
DahGangalang@infosec.pub 2 weeks ago
Yeah, def overlooked a word or two.
#ImmediateRegret Glad I double checked the OP before “keeping” it there
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Still gay though.