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mitch@piefed.mitch.science ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

• four@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I don’t want my genitals cut off and eaten, don’t know about you

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  • wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    If you don’t want people to eat your genitals, have you considered filling them with deadly alkaloids and neurotoxins? Alternatively, just make your genitals look deeply diseased and likely to kill anyone who breathes near them? These methods seem to work pretty well for most mushrooms.

    If you’re absolutely determined to make sure that no one eats your genitals, and you don’t want to learn from the mushrooms, I would recommend registering as a Republican.

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    • mitch@piefed.mitch.science ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      My problem is that I only want striped tree squirrels to munch on my junk. Any suggestions?

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      • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        A zoo?

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    • MotoAsh@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      lol as if there aren’t enough brainwashed fucking braindead females for conservative ideology…

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      • princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Using the term females like that is kind of telling on yourself mate.

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• Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  have you tried laying down and covering your body in dirt?

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• peteypete420@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My good person, its just hoomans vs the rest. You not human? Show them genitals. You human? You gonna need a specific type of park to have dem genitals out.

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• prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Wait til you learn about flowers…

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