have you tried laying down and covering your body in dirt?
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mitch@piefed.mitch.science 3 weeks ago
if you ask me, mushrooms are a bullshit double standard. THEY get to show their genitals to passing hikers in the state park, but when I do it, suddenly everyone gets real prudish? What’s THAT about?
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
My good person, its just hoomans vs the rest. You not human? Show them genitals. You human? You gonna need a specific type of park to have dem genitals out.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Wait til you learn about flowers…
four@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
I don’t want my genitals cut off and eaten, don’t know about you
wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
If you don’t want people to eat your genitals, have you considered filling them with deadly alkaloids and neurotoxins? Alternatively, just make your genitals look deeply diseased and likely to kill anyone who breathes near them? These methods seem to work pretty well for most mushrooms.
If you’re absolutely determined to make sure that no one eats your genitals, and you don’t want to learn from the mushrooms, I would recommend registering as a Republican.
mitch@piefed.mitch.science 3 weeks ago
My problem is that I only want striped tree squirrels to munch on my junk. Any suggestions?
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
A zoo?
MotoAsh@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
lol as if there aren’t enough brainwashed fucking braindead females for conservative ideology…
princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Using the term females like that is kind of telling on yourself mate.