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mitch@piefed.mitch.science 1 day ago
if you ask me, mushrooms are a bullshit double standard. THEY get to show their genitals to passing hikers in the state park, but when I do it, suddenly everyone gets real prudish? What’s THAT about?
four@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
I don’t want my genitals cut off and eaten, don’t know about you
wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
If you don’t want people to eat your genitals, have you considered filling them with deadly alkaloids and neurotoxins? Alternatively, just make your genitals look deeply diseased and likely to kill anyone who breathes near them? These methods seem to work pretty well for most mushrooms.
If you’re absolutely determined to make sure that no one eats your genitals, and you don’t want to learn from the mushrooms, I would recommend registering as a Republican.
mitch@piefed.mitch.science 23 hours ago
My problem is that I only want striped tree squirrels to munch on my junk. Any suggestions?
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 14 hours ago
A zoo?
MotoAsh@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
lol as if there aren’t enough brainwashed fucking braindead females for conservative ideology…
princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 hours ago
Using the term females like that is kind of telling on yourself mate.