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Comment on Discussion Thread đ Wednesday 13 August 2025
Alamutjones@aussie.zone â¨2⊠â¨days⊠ago
The mood at work has really soured. I didnât post last night because I wanted some time to think it though and not just to scream into the universe, but I might have a problem.
New KPIs went into effect this week, and theyâre a big increase - what was, before âa really solid dayâs work, excellent effort, youâve done a bit better than plannedâ is now considered âjust about barely adequate, maybeâ. Not good, just minimally adequate.
Weâve been busting our collective ass to keep churning through work as everything changed around us. The ânew benchmarksâ are based on productivity we were flogging ourselves for, with the understanding that we could breathe once things stopped going bananas. Weâre undermanned, senior members of the team have been seconded out to back up other departments, the system we use is old and breaking regularlyâŚ
Nope. Now the âbusting your assâ productivity is a permanent requirement. Everyone hates it.
Me personally, I type with one hand. My right hand wonât do much of anything, so itâs all with my left. I canât realistically get much faster at processing than I amâŚand the new benchmarks are set so high Iâm only just scraping past them. If I have a day with particularly complex work, or any technical issues at all, I wonât make it.
I like my job. Iâd quite like to be competent at my job, and Iâd like to feel there was a realistic way for me to improve at my job.
At the moment, it doesnât feel that way. My absolute best is now barely good enough, and I canât see a way for me to get any better than bare minimum (and permanently worrying about being pulled up for low productivity) while still âonly really being able to process work with one handâ.
Seagoon_@aussie.zone â¨2⊠â¨days⊠ago
zero_gravitas@aussie.zone â¨2⊠â¨days⊠ago
And get together a meeting of your colleagues to discuss it, or at least establish lines of communication among yourselves in some way
tombruzzo@aussie.zone â¨2⊠â¨days⊠ago
Thatâs the problem with KPIs, people look at your output then just think you can do 10% more next year.
I hope things work out, either everyone just collectively agreeing the KPIs were âstretch goalsâ all along, or you find somewhere else more chill to work.
Alamutjones@aussie.zone â¨2⊠â¨days⊠ago
I wish it was only 10%. Itâs likeâŚ30
SaneMartigan@aussie.zone â¨2⊠â¨days⊠ago
Given youâve got CP, if they try to come at you for KPIs you can probably hit them with some disability protection stuff.
Alamutjones@aussie.zone â¨2⊠â¨days⊠ago
Iâm probably very well placed to mention the concerns of the whole team, given that âfinding the KPIs unrealisticâ would be down to an identifiable medical issue in my case and they supposedly canât penalise me for that.
But lordy me, I hate to play the âplease hold me to different standards than my colleagues, I canât do it!â card. I was really, really proud of not being judged by different standards until now. I was genuinely proud and happy to know that I was âgood enoughâ and deserved to be there off my own effort.
melbaboutown@aussie.zone â¨2⊠â¨days⊠ago
I was genuinely proud and happy to know that I was âgood enoughâ and deserved to be there off my own effort.
You are and you do. Fuck them if they justify their unrealistic flogging of employees with ableism
Force_majeure123@aussie.zone â¨2⊠â¨days⊠ago
It sucks to hear that youâre feeling under so much pressure. If these KPIs are unrealistic though, it would make sense that the team across the board struggle. If thatâs the case, what are management going to do? Fire everyone? or rethink their KPIs. I know what Iâd choose. The KPIs donât mean much if no one is meeting them
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone â¨2⊠â¨days⊠ago
Never underestimate the hubris of senior leadership.
Thornburywitch@aussie.zone â¨2⊠â¨days⊠ago
My problem with KPIs is that itâs so damn easy for a bean counter at HO to just routinely adjust them upwards even though they are unfamiliar with the conditions at the grass roots. It also appears in a lot of âhow to run a companyâ books that the staff are supposed to always be yearning to âimproveâ their stats by continually getting more done with less. This is completely unrealistic imo. American hustle culture being imposed from the top down in the name of efficiency, but really to make the HO bean counter look good in comparison.
spoiler
As a person with a disability, who is essential if the org is going to meet itâs diversity and inclusion obligations, then I think you may be able to negotiate a more realistic KPI. Be warned though that this is a very risky move if you want promotions. Also, having senior staff members seconded elsewhere is a major red flag for âsub-parâ KPI assessments. And something of a get out of jail free card too if played correctly.
Alamutjones@aussie.zone â¨2⊠â¨days⊠ago
I need to verbalise it, because it IS a problemâŚand realistically, Iâm probably very well placed to mention the concerns of the whole team, given that âfinding the KPIs unrealisticâ would be down to an identifiable medical issue in my case and they supposedly canât penalise me for that.
But lordy me, I hate to play the âplease hold me to different standards than my colleagues, I canât do it!â card. I was really, really proud of not being judged by different standards until now. I was genuinely proud and happy to know that I was âgood enoughâ and deserved to be there off my own effort.
And now I have to swallow that.
Thornburywitch@aussie.zone â¨2⊠â¨days⊠ago
Play the senior staff seconded elsewhere card as hard as you can.