Comment on hygiene

PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

• beastlykings@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Bidet crew checking in.

  Mines got hot water. I don’t mean that it’s got a pipe for hot water, and you have to wait forever for it to warm up. I mean it’s got a water heater built in. And a heated seat. And a hot air blower… dryer? Butt hair dryer? It’s nice, especially in the winter.

  Clean your butts, people

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  • phx@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    I’ve got a cheaper, tap-cold only version (mainly because that’s the easiest to install without running new plumbing or electrical in that particular location). Honestly the cold water isn’t so bad. It can even numb things up if you’ve been dehydrated and launched a particularly stressful cannonball.

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  • ToadOfHypnosis@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    A cold Bidet booty blast in the morning will wake you up better than a cup of coffee.

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    • ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      So you know that ice cold water sprayed into your ass can give you brain freeze, right?

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      • ToadOfHypnosis@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        😂

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  • farngis_mcgiles@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    what brand? i tried a biobidet and was horribly disappointed with the water strength compared to my cold non electric

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    • beastlykings@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      a.co/d/6MNMPX9

      The vivohome with knob, not remote.

      Pressure is great, too much actually, depending.

      I got it because it was the cheapest one with all the features, and in fact is even cheaper now than when I bought it.

      It’s been going strong for 3 and a half years now

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• Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  i uh, i don’t think it’s normal to have an itchy and smelly bumhole, regardless of how you wipe

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• uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  If you can’t afford one, or rent, or wander around, travel bidets are about $20-$30 and are a water bottle with a hook-shaped wand-spout and an air valve.

  My proctologist has a personal vendetta against wiping, and I messed up my piles from ages of wiping too hard. Bidet and dab to dry.

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• dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  A shower with soap is best, preferably after a different method. But whatever it’s your house, you can shit direct to shower if you like.

  If you got poop on you anywhere else. Dry wiping it would not be sufficient. Rinsing it off and patting it dry would not be sufficient. You would wash with soap.

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  • PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    yup, i sit on the edge of the batch and get it with warm water and shower gel usually

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• ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  I use a portable bidet. It is a rubber squeeze bottle. I use it to wash my asshole and a little toilet paper to dry.

  The thing paid for itself many times over in toilet paper saved.

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  • pool_spray_098@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    I like the idea of a bidet anywhere I go, as I feel like a literal disgusting caveman when I can’t use one.

    But I feel like a portable one used in a public restroom would make me want to deep clean it every time I use it, and you kind of can’t in public. Also what’s it like to sneak it into a restroom discretely?

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    • ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      It is literally a small bottle with a folding spigot thingie. I do clean mine with soap and water every once in a while, but it is kinda hard to get dirty.

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• mechoman444@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  For some reason I am offended that you used a / between itchy and smelly implying that it will be both.

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  • PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    if there is poo left there, it will be both

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  • SSUPII@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    It absolutely can be both

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• HugeNerd@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  A proper diet would also help. Failing that, I just take a shower right after, as you put it, a dump run.

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