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I named* my first self-built computer after him! Does this make that machine gay? They put chemicals in the bytes that turn the friggin’ hardware gay!

*call me a weirdo but I do often name stuff like household appliances and my trees.

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lime@feddit.nu ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
ironically they also put chemicals in alan that were supposed to turn him not gay

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AnarchistArtificer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
I do think that this makes you weird (affectionate), and I hope you never change, because your weirdness is wonderful.

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Honytawk@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
The only one who can decide your computer is gay is the computer itself.

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- TeddE@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
  Technically true, but as an admin with root priviledges, I can access system private keys and directly manage it’s identity, such that it’s choice is usually what I told it to want.
  
  Tangent, boy I cannot wait for neurolink to let Grok in my brain. I’m sure it will lead to lots of new ways of thinking for me. 🙃😶😶🙄
  
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  - far_university1990@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
    Mecha-Hitler my brain, Grok-chan >~<
    
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- RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
  The gayest computer that ever existed was that cunty little bastard on Courage the Cowardly Dog.
  
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Dicska@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
My friend’s mom occasionally gives full names, like forename+surname and uses them as such

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- lvxferre@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
  I don’t go so far. Only my pets get a surname, and it’s the family’s surname. (Some of the household appliances have kind of melodramatic names though, specially if they break often. Like Solineuza, the washing machine.)
  
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