Comment on Florida Attorney General James Uthmeier says criminal “geoengineering and weather modification activities" could have played a role in recent Texas floods

partial_accumen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

• skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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  • partial_accumen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I am all for classifying pollution this way the law, as written, excludes it with this part:

    “…for the express purpose of affecting…”

    The express purpose of releasing pollution from jets is to provide thrust for transportation. The pollution is a byproduct and not part of the express purpose. An umbrella’s function of blocking the sun is an express purpose of the device.

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    • skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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      • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        the air conditioners and filters in the cabin have an express purpose of manipulating the temperature and climate, that is their only purpose.

        I think you’ve accidentally uncovered a better example. Regular home A/Cs work by releasing hot air into the atmosphere:

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        To make the inside cool, they have to disperse hot air (which is definitely a chemical or substance) into the atmosphere. That is their express purpose.

        So by this law, A/C in Florida is banned.

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• ArrowMax@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Just hold on very tight so you don’t release your sunblocking aparatus into the atmosphere.

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  • partial_accumen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    If its on a pole stuck the ground exposed to the air, its already in the atmosphere and as it is not contained in some other bag or box, it is “released”. Pay your $100k fine citizen.

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• jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  You use sun block? Straight to jail.

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• IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Misters are also illegal now,

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  • CeeBee_Eh@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    What about ladies?

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    • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Slow clap

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• moseschrute@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Incredible

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