Comment on egg

• kadup@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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  • xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I’m sure this is a woosh. Let me rephrase the thread.

    A can’t imagine a snake’s diaphragm.

    What diaphragm? (There is no diaphragm)

    Stupid silly! This is the diaphragm: [not the diaphragm we’re looking for]

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  • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It’s entirely necessary when I set myself up for that punchline. Was it a bit conspicuous when I mentioned a very specific body part they lack, and then made a joke?

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    • kadup@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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      • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I’m sad that you’re willing to be a dick to someone on the internet for a silly joke. I imagine you’re also rude irl.

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    • Madison420@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      If it’s a joke it’s a shitty joke.

      If it’s not you’re just doubling down.

      Barring all that being a douchebag to people who don’t “get” your brilliant fuckin joke is… Douchebag activity who could have guessed?

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      • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        You’re clearly upset that you believed I was insulting you even after I pointed out that I wasn’t. I’m not sure what you want from this interaction, at this point

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      • TheTetrapod@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Did… did you click the link?

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      • Texas_Hangover@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Somebody put their diaphragm in the wrong way this morning.

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  • tetris11@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I had the same kneejerk reaction to the comment, until I checked the link

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• littletoolshed@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Wtf, dude, I fucking lol’d at your joke, and I’m just floored at all the subsequent downvotes. I’m so sorry, I really only meant to trigger a fun conversation but something else happened… 🤷‍♂️😅

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  • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You did nothing wrong! And you did, for better or worse. I still had fun learning about lemmy’s perception of irony. Actually, I wanted to know whether you had some specific way of filtering out AI anatomical images? My top 200 images are all AI or unrelated and it makes me sad.

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• Madison420@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  They’re saying snakes do not have diaphragms.

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  • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Access mostly relates to socioeconomic factors, but you’re largely correct. Use is notably higher in more affluent areas, but snakes are largely homeless and unsupported through reproductive legislation so that rarely matters.

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    • oo1@lemmings.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      These snakes both lay and eat eggs, so they can get abortion with breakfast.

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      • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I think I’ll leave the snake jokes to you. That was really good

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    • Madison420@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      The fuck are you talking about.

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      • TheDoozer@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Diaphragms are a form of birth control. They are making a joke by deliberating misinterpreting the specific meaning of the word used in an absurdist way, in the Mad Hatter style.

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      • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        It’s a pun, you goober

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