They’re saying snakes do not have diaphragms.
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Gullible@sh.itjust.works 2 months agoUhh, they should have covered this in school even if your parents neglected to do so, but here you go.
Madison420@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Access mostly relates to socioeconomic factors, but you’re largely correct. Use is notably higher in more affluent areas, but snakes are largely homeless and unsupported through reproductive legislation so that rarely matters.
oo1@lemmings.world 2 months ago
These snakes both lay and eat eggs, so they can get abortion with breakfast.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I think I’ll leave the snake jokes to you. That was really good
Madison420@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The fuck are you talking about.
TheDoozer@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Diaphragms are a form of birth control. They are making a joke by deliberating misinterpreting the specific meaning of the word used in an absurdist way, in the Mad Hatter style.
littletoolshed@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Wtf, dude, I fucking lol’d at your joke, and I’m just floored at all the subsequent downvotes. I’m so sorry, I really only meant to trigger a fun conversation but something else happened… 🤷♂️😅
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
You did nothing wrong! And you did, for better or worse. I still had fun learning about lemmy’s perception of irony. Actually, I wanted to know whether you had some specific way of filtering out AI anatomical images? My top 200 images are all AI or unrelated and it makes me sad.
kadup@lemmy.world 2 months ago
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I’m sure this is a woosh. Let me rephrase the thread.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
It’s entirely necessary when I set myself up for that punchline. Was it a bit conspicuous when I mentioned a very specific body part they lack, and then made a joke?
kadup@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I’m sad that you’re willing to be a dick to someone on the internet for a silly joke. I imagine you’re also rude irl.
Madison420@lemmy.world 2 months ago
If it’s a joke it’s a shitty joke.
If it’s not you’re just doubling down.
Barring all that being a douchebag to people who don’t “get” your brilliant fuckin joke is… Douchebag activity who could have guessed?
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
You’re clearly upset that you believed I was insulting you even after I pointed out that I wasn’t. I’m not sure what you want from this interaction, at this point
TheTetrapod@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Did… did you click the link?
Texas_Hangover@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Somebody put their diaphragm in the wrong way this morning.
tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
I had the same kneejerk reaction to the comment, until I checked the link