Stop making us all jealous.
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Denjin@lemmings.world 1 day agoI definitely peaked too soon in the receiver of blowjob stakes. First real GF genuinely loved to suck dick, she lived for that shit and I swear I had more and better krgasms during that year than the rest of my life since.
Oh well, better to have loved and lost eh
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Denjin@lemmings.world 1 day ago
Well my wife hates giving head so I’ll never have a good one again so swings and roundabouts…
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I have been with my gf for 6 years and not once have I gotten any so… I would take a bad one over none. She does not even seem to enjoy me going down on her sadly. So no oral sex in this relationship.
SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
If she’s not ace, maybe she should ask her Dr about hormone imbalances.
Women who don’t get enough testosterone can have low libido.
BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 1 day ago
i still havent found what im looking for
Wolf@lemmy.today 8 hours ago
My very first blowjob was the best thing ever. I’ve never disliked them afterwards, but I can relate to what you are saying.
None of my other girlfriends had been into it, which was fine. I would never pressure someone into doing something that they didn’t want to do. Then I met this woman and we hit it off almost immediately. On our fist date I brought her a Red Rose and did my best to behave like a gentleman. This impressed her and she asked me to ‘wait until she was more comfortable with me’ before having sex, to which I happily agreed.
Over the next week I saw her several times, and each time our make out sessions would get more and more steamy. Finally just a week later it had been enough time. Turns out she was kind of a Nympho and waiting was just as hard for her as it was for me. She texted me at work to let me know and asked me to pick her up after I got off. On the car ride to my place she made a speech about how I shouldn’t expect blowjobs because she reserves that for very special people and she wasn’t going to be just anybody’s ‘Blowjob Queen’. I said that was fine with me.
I was all gross and sweaty from working a full day, and when we got back to my place I told her I needed to hop in the shower real quick before we got busy. She said that it didn’t matter to her and that she was ready to go. I insisted though because I didn’t feel sexy being that sweaty. I have never washed myself faster in life, but less than 3 minutes after getting in the shower she opens the shower curtain and was standing there in a black see through negligee, asking me what was taking so long. That finally convinced me that I was clean enough so I hopped out of the shower and said just give me 30 seconds to brush my teeth.
You can probably guess what happened next. Standing there in the bathroom with toothpaste still in my mouth and brushing like a madman, she decided to be my Queen after all. It was so hot, no one in life has ever made me feel as attractive and wanted as she did that night.
I should have married her.