Comment on How do you get the dry boogers out if you don’t pick your nose?

• DeadNinja@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It depends on the booger itself. If it’s a dry one, I just pinch it into a ball and flick it across the room. If it’s one of those wet, sticky, semi-solid ones, I rub it between my thumb and index finger until most of the moisture is removed and the booger is determined to be flickable without being a little bastard and just sticking to one of my nails.

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  • Gargantu8@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    🤮

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    • DeadNinja@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yucky enough ? :-D

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      • Afghaniscran@feddit.uk ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I can’t believe you would do that. 😬

        The moisture has most of the flavour.

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  • 13esq@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    🎵 Pick it, lick it, roll it, flick it, show me how good you are 🎵

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• pwnicholson@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friend’s nose.

  Or my favorite variation: You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can’t wipe your friends on the underside of the car seat.

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  • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    you clearly need better friends.

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  • lazylion_ca@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You cant roll your friends up into little green balls and fling em across the room.

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  • darmabum@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    (or)… but you can’t wipe your friends off on your saddle.

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• Femcowboy@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Frugal is a good character trait…

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• Starb3an@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I flick them. In the trash can or out the window if in the car.

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  • Squizzy@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Pick it lick it roll it flick it

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