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Comment on Discussion Thread 🐣 Friday 4 July 2025

CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

We all know serving sizes are a lie. Here’s another one. You’re browsing the hair dye aisle because you have more grey than actual colour these days and it takes you awhile before you finally make a hopefully rightful choice. End result is NEVER what is indicated on the box.

What are some other lies we are told?

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Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
How big the chip packet is compared to how many chips there actually are.

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- CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
  The size of Ice creams are laughable too now.
  
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  - Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
    I switched to cheese cake and haven’t looked back
    
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MeanElevator@aussie.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
The look on people’s faces (in commercials) when they get into a new car.

Sure it’s cool, but not euphoric.

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- anotherspringchicken@aussie.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
  That’s the same as ‘people eating salad’ face in ads
  
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  - MeanElevator@aussie.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
    OMG yes!!!
    
    It’s fucking lettuce Janet. Calm your tits love.
    
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  - Eagle@aussie.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
    There is so much chewing involved in salad eating.
    
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- CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
  I’ve gotten into new cars and my first reaction is puzzlement. What the fuck are all these buttons for.
  
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useless_modern_god@aussie.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
The Twelve Apostles along the great ocean road is an egregious lie. I demand a refund.

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- CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
  Give us your bank details. I’ll refund you.
  
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Duenan@aussie.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
How good a maccas burger looks on tv and how big it is but in reality they’re super small.

Also the perfect basket of french fries.

Nope, didn’t get that either.

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- SpinMeAround@aussie.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
  Any fries are perfect fries (okay except the soggy kind)
  
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- CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
  I said the same thing to Spinny!
  
  My burgers come out huge yet the burger places burgers look like someone has run over them.
  
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SpinMeAround@aussie.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
The menu picture vs what actually comes out!

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- CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
  Yes. Those ads with the latest burger some cunt’s tryna flog looks like a mountain with lashings of bacon. When you get it, there’s 2 scrawny bits and looks like it’s been slam dunked into the bag.
  
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