Comment on Anon ups his fibre intake

Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• cornshark@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What story is that?

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  • shaquilleoatmeal@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Haribo released some sugar free gummy bears, and apparently the artificial sweetener they used to make them wreaks havoc on most people’s digestion. The Amazon listing was filled with reviews graphically detailing the effects.

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    • nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      youtu.be/ks2fVj_pMXk

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  • Saledovil@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Apparently some artificial sweeteners can act as a laxative. So effectively, those gummy bears were strong laxatives, leading to anybody who eats one to have to spend a long time on the toilet.

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    • mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The artificial sweetener in question is maltitol.

      Also, under no circumstances should you ever use it to make jello shots and give them to your asshole neighbor for the party they’re about to host

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      • meowMix2525@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I thought it was xylitol?

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    • Phen@lemmy.eco.br ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Not one, but a full bag of them.

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      • mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Not a full bag, just a few gummy bears. Maltitol is not to be trifled with

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  • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Search for “Sugar free gummy bears review”. There are a TON of super funny stories out there. All of them meme worthy

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  • Azteh@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The story of peanutbitter

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    • cornshark@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What’s that?

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      • Azteh@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It was a funnyjunk user who ate a whole bag of sugar free gummy bears and showed what the aftermath was of that decision

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• hanrahan@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Or the amazon rebiew feom the guy who tired to use some hair removal cream on his balls and ended up on the kitchen floor in agony, shoving frozen brussel sprouts covered in ice cream up his ass and moaning from the relief while his daughter and wife watched it horror.

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  • Taalnazi@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’mma need the story link, officer.

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  • Camille@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The … What?

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• CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Only thing that’s got me better is the beans story.

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  • theneverfox@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This isn’t real, you’re just baiting because it’s lemmy… Right? …Right?

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    • CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I did choose my wording purposefully due to our relationship with beans, but I assure you it’s real and worth finding

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      • theneverfox@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        There’s too many beans stories and search sucks these days… I just went on a tangent and read my daily limit of green texts

        It is fun to know there’s a story out there I’ve yet to come across though, I’m sure I’ll stumble upon it someday

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