Or the amazon rebiew feom the guy who tired to use some hair removal cream on his balls and ended up on the kitchen floor in agony, shoving frozen brussel sprouts covered in ice cream up his ass and moaning from the relief while his daughter and wife watched it horror.
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Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
I was literally in tears while reading this holy shit. It makes me think of the sugar free gummy bear story 😭
CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Only thing that’s got me better is the beans story.
theneverfox@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
This isn’t real, you’re just baiting because it’s lemmy… Right? …Right?
CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I did choose my wording purposefully due to our relationship with beans, but I assure you it’s real and worth finding
theneverfox@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
There’s too many beans stories and search sucks these days… I just went on a tangent and read my daily limit of green texts
It is fun to know there’s a story out there I’ve yet to come across though, I’m sure I’ll stumble upon it someday
cornshark@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
What story is that?
shaquilleoatmeal@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Haribo released some sugar free gummy bears, and apparently the artificial sweetener they used to make them wreaks havoc on most people’s digestion. The Amazon listing was filled with reviews graphically detailing the effects.
nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
youtu.be/ks2fVj_pMXk
Saledovil@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Apparently some artificial sweeteners can act as a laxative. So effectively, those gummy bears were strong laxatives, leading to anybody who eats one to have to spend a long time on the toilet.
mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
The artificial sweetener in question is maltitol.
Also, under no circumstances should you ever use it to make jello shots and give them to your asshole neighbor for the party they’re about to host
meowMix2525@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
I thought it was xylitol?
Phen@lemmy.eco.br 3 weeks ago
Not one, but a full bag of them.
mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Not a full bag, just a few gummy bears. Maltitol is not to be trifled with
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
Search for “Sugar free gummy bears review”. There are a TON of super funny stories out there. All of them meme worthy
Azteh@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The story of peanutbitter
cornshark@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
What’s that?
Azteh@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It was a funnyjunk user who ate a whole bag of sugar free gummy bears and showed what the aftermath was of that decision