I only read the abstract. So I missed the piano falling part entirely.
Comment on Reappraisal of the Geologic Time Scale: Evidence for a 6,001-year-old Earth
667@lemmy.radio 1 day agoThe first tell was the author using the first person, and the next tell was the piano falling.
fckreddit@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
i_love_FFT@jlai.lu 1 day ago
There are pokédex entry # for fossils!
fckreddit@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
That is exactly what clued me in.
wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
You missed the pokedex entries too!
waz@feddit.uk 1 day ago
“I first went about the humane capture of the wildlife of C-100. A few peacocks were caught with bear traps, an iguana was captured via a falling piano, and a peacock bass was shot in the face with a shotgun, all in line with the standards set by the Florida Constitution [3].”
Semjaza@lemmynsfw.com 1 day ago
My fave part was the expired crispr kits, arbitrarily cut off at desired date.
Yawweee877h444@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Thankful I saw that first, very relieved.