I knew someone would beat me to it.
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bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 5 months ago
NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 5 months ago
kibiz0r@midwest.social 5 months ago
Well, a mole is basically a donut. Sooo…
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
Claims like that and the actions following from them is why I’m currently in litigation with the Dunkin’ franchise of Tightsqueeze, Virginia.
It doesn’t help that they also insist that “mole blood is basically coffee”…
Tja@programming.dev 5 months ago
So are we!
vrojak@feddit.org 5 months ago
Unless the mole just doesn’t have hair on its face or ass or somewhere, then it’s possible to comb all hairs flat.
idiomaddict@lemmy.world 5 months ago
That is the case, it has bald patches around its mouth and, uh, hands. I don’t want to look up pictures of mole ass, but I can’t imagine the anus itself is hairy, that would be a biohazard trap in the environment moles live in.
four@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
Well, I’m glad I don’t live in the environment the moles live in then…
lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de 5 months ago
I did not need to know that, but I respect the witty way you communicated it