Basic hygiene is gay, not something any self-respecting cis-het alpha-man should be spending his time doing.
/s if not painfully obvious.
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Ekybio@lemmy.world 1 day ago
When I read this meme a long time ago I just laughed.
Now I dated a few more guys and the ammount of people who fail at basic hygine is staggering, so this is no longer funny.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 day ago
I recently learned that some women don’t even wash out cum from their vag because it’s not natural. Every day I learn new things I wish I hadn’t.
Chee_Koala@lemmy.world 1 day ago
That’s why they call it Cum and not Go.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 day ago
Mystery solved
NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
You should see how much pee is in your bladder. I can’t believe you don’t get in there to wash it out.
zaphod@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
I do wash it out, it’s why I drink so much.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 day ago
The pee inside my bladder doesn’t smell so outsiders can smell it.
Come on dude
PunnyName@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I once filled up a 28oz Blender bottle once, since I couldn’t make it to the restroom. Still had like 6+ oz left. Holding that in hurt a lot.
Tikiporch@lemmy.world 1 day ago
That’s how you get a UTI.