This would only be true, if that piece of shit had stolen the seagull it’s chip or if the seagulls had smashed more than two million people to death.
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catty@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Seagulls: 2,047,7998, Humans: 1
blackris@discuss.tchncs.de 4 weeks ago
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
to be fair I haven’t seen a seagull spin somebody around by the head and kill them
BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 4 weeks ago
You should, it’s quite the sight
Obi@sopuli.xyz 4 weeks ago
When’s the last time of these sky rats swung someone into a wall though. I’d say that counts for at least 5 chips.