Well, I’m not going up to people and stealing their shit
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hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 days agoWould you like it if someone grabbed you by your feet and killed you by swinging you into a wall? What the fuck is wrong with you?
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 days ago
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
You’ve never stolen anything, even as a teenager?
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 days ago
What kind of childhood did you have where you think it’s normal to mug people as a teenager?
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
Like threatening people or just snatching stuff like a seagull?
ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Ah, of course. People and seagulls are the same and deserve the same treatment and the same considerations. And my cat is my daughter and I’m a pitmommy too. This is why y’all are weird to other people.
petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 days ago
The only consideration a seagull deserves is death by mein fuhrer. You… wouldn’t happen to be harboring any seagulls, would you?