If you’re for real: Almost nobody cares about your dick size. The few people who do are no better than the creeps who laugh at fat people for existing in public. Body shamers are the ones who should be embarrassed.
If this is all some elaborate humiliation kink thing: Stop roping nonconsenting internet bystanders into your fetish.
If there is a median size, then half the men are under it. The only reason your coworker would be laughing behind your back about it, is if she was a shallow person - at that point she’ll be laughing about a lot more - height, looks.
At the end of the day, you cannot change your size, anymore than you can change your eyecolor, regrow hair as a bald person, etc. Ultimately, nobody cares about your dicksize, the only person that might is your partner, and even then it’s a prefference. A partner will never check all the “prefference” checkboxes either, since a partner that is “perfect for you” isn’t some magical entity that was created by reading your mind.
This is absolutely true. The women who actually prefer 7+ inches are rare, and most explicitly seeking it haven’t actually experienced it. My girl prefers 5 or smaller because we can’t do the things she enjoys at my size.
How would they know what your dick size is unless you got hard during waxing? You stated yourself that you’re a grower like a lot of guys and I’m sure a person who waxes genitals for a living would recognize this. This doesn’t make any sense.
The size you’re describing isn’t small enough to even make jokes about. Believe me, I’ve heard women joke about size and it’s the 2 inches or less while erect range; and even then it’s about bad hookups or guys that have been awful to them.
Girls that see random flaccid dick regularly are even less likely to joke about size.
JBrady64@lemmy.world 2 months ago
november@lemmy.vg 2 months ago
If you’re for real: Almost nobody cares about your dick size. The few people who do are no better than the creeps who laugh at fat people for existing in public. Body shamers are the ones who should be embarrassed.
If this is all some elaborate humiliation kink thing: Stop roping nonconsenting internet bystanders into your fetish.
Maalus@lemmy.world 2 months ago
If there is a median size, then half the men are under it. The only reason your coworker would be laughing behind your back about it, is if she was a shallow person - at that point she’ll be laughing about a lot more - height, looks.
At the end of the day, you cannot change your size, anymore than you can change your eyecolor, regrow hair as a bald person, etc. Ultimately, nobody cares about your dicksize, the only person that might is your partner, and even then it’s a prefference. A partner will never check all the “prefference” checkboxes either, since a partner that is “perfect for you” isn’t some magical entity that was created by reading your mind.
LostMonkey@lemmy.world 2 months ago
TwistyLex@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
This is absolutely true. The women who actually prefer 7+ inches are rare, and most explicitly seeking it haven’t actually experienced it. My girl prefers 5 or smaller because we can’t do the things she enjoys at my size.
CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
How would they know what your dick size is unless you got hard during waxing? You stated yourself that you’re a grower like a lot of guys and I’m sure a person who waxes genitals for a living would recognize this. This doesn’t make any sense.
TwistyLex@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
The size you’re describing isn’t small enough to even make jokes about. Believe me, I’ve heard women joke about size and it’s the 2 inches or less while erect range; and even then it’s about bad hookups or guys that have been awful to them.
Girls that see random flaccid dick regularly are even less likely to joke about size.