I mean it’s not a car, it’s a light pickup truck.
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flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
I’ve been thinking of printing out labels that say ‘plastic masculinity facade’ for these cars (they’re everywhere in NZ)
cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
dbtng@eviltoast.org 4 weeks ago
Do they have snorkles? Because I think that’s a REALLY questionable feature on a pickup truck.
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
What kind of a question is that?
of course they have fucking snorkels
dbtng@eviltoast.org 4 weeks ago
I am an ignorant NW American. We have our hicks and our dicks. Those are my friends. Snorkleboy is one of them.
I drive an overly large (fuckcars would hate it), older plain white pickup with black trim. It’s a mobile home, hauls kayaks, cowboy limo, and gets me places. Plus, it gets stuck on the beach.
Most of us don’t have snorkles.
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
at least it’s not a pavement princess. guy down the block has to literally grab a step stool to help his wife into his. It’s never been off asphalt.
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Thing is, if it’s older, it probably doesn’t have obnoxious flared wheel arches and whatnot like this 4 wheeled collection of fragile masculinity.
If it’s a mobile home and hauls stuff, that’s completely granted (although the snorkel in most cases is almost certainly ridiculous performative bullshit), yours sounds like it has a purpose ‘beyond ego boundaries’