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• daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m surprised you can’t buy celebrity cum.

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  • Donkter@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s a catch 22. Nobody wants the cum of the celebrities that would do it and no celebrity who people want the cum from would do it.

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    • blarghly@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You’d be surprised. Friend of mine dated a girl with a Danny Davito shrine

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  • VolumetricShitCompressor@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Well there’s a little liability catch with all the children they’d get

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    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      buy irradiated celebrity cum.

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  • humorlessrepost@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You can, if it’s soaked into clothing.

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  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    not yet

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