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Not true. They are hiding the fact that there’s a group of tiny gnomes forced to work the dishes. No one wants to see tiny slaves in their kitchen. They are pathetic and do not fit the rest of the kitchen ambiance.

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ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
They’re just in there licking all the food off the dishes after getting drunk on the “rinsing agent”.

If you forget to fill their booze, they just piss all over your dishes, that’s where the spots come from.

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- bitchkat@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
  Immigrants taking my good old American Jack Russell Terrier’s job. They took her jerb!
  
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Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
Even worse! They’re all nude!

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- LordWiggle@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
  They have big dicks though
  
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  - Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
    And they glow in the dark!
    
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    LordWiggle@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
    But they eat the boogers out of each other’s noses. Which happen to be glow in the dark as well.
    
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  - Tangent5280@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
    In proportion to their bodies, yes?
    
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    LordWiggle@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
    No. That’s why there’s no window. Otherwise all women would dump their partners for a glow in the dark big dick dish washer gnome.
    
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