Even worse! They’re all nude!
Comment on No looky for you!
LordWiggle@lemmy.world 5 weeks agoNot true. They are hiding the fact that there’s a group of tiny gnomes forced to work the dishes. No one wants to see tiny slaves in their kitchen. They are pathetic and do not fit the rest of the kitchen ambiance.
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 5 weeks ago
LordWiggle@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
They have big dicks though
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 5 weeks ago
And they glow in the dark!
LordWiggle@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
But they eat the boogers out of each other’s noses. Which happen to be glow in the dark as well.
Tangent5280@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
In proportion to their bodies, yes?
LordWiggle@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
No. That’s why there’s no window. Otherwise all women would dump their partners for a glow in the dark big dick dish washer gnome.
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 5 weeks ago
They’re just in there licking all the food off the dishes after getting drunk on the “rinsing agent”.
If you forget to fill their booze, they just piss all over your dishes, that’s where the spots come from.
bitchkat@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Immigrants taking my good old American Jack Russell Terrier’s job. They took her jerb!