Let bike rider spandex being revealing but necessary act as exposure treatment for your small penis complex?
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Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 3 days agoDoes anyone know what this individual is trying to say here?
ParetoOptimalDev@lemmy.today 3 days ago
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 3 days ago
That definitely clears things up.
breakingcups@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Or why (at the time of writing) 14 people apparently upvoted them?
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 3 days ago
Also a very good question.
starman2112@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
This is like interpreting Dickens, let’s see if I’m smarter than an English major
Isn’t the world average supposed to be like 4 or slightly under at ~100 mm. Donkey Kong’s are like wildly mutated freaks. Porn just needs them because a camera is in the way so diagonosexnastics is required.
They posit that the average penis is around 4 inches long, and that porn tends to employ people with abnormally large penises so they look better on camera.
It’s a rather dumb plot hole IMO. I never met a drummer rocket scientist type. I’m sure they are out there somewhere, but pounding the cervix like a drum is a boring tune fit for an absentee-alpha brain. If that is what a person is interested in – ehh just consider me tiny to maybe make you feel a little better.
Here it’s getting more metaphorical. They poetically compare sex with someone with a large penis to “pounding the cervix like a drum,” drawing a contrast against someone with a more standard penis who has to use it more intelligently (a “rocket scientist” in this analogy).
If you feel self conscious, become a roadie (bicycle). Everyone says I won’t wear the clothes and we all learn the clothes have a solid purposeful reason to exist. A few years of solid riding and you will not give a fuck about how anyone thinks of your junk. If you want to look, go ahead you dirty slut. I don’t care if you look or that you are a slut.
Here they’re poetically describing someone who receives anal sex regularly as a “roadie” or a “bicycle,” suggesting that once you’ve had a variety of penises of varying size inside of you, you’ll feel a lot less self conscious about whatever you’re packing.
Machinist@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I saw what you did. Carry on.
Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 3 days ago
Looks like some weird AI slop to me.
BananaTrifleViolin@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Its interesting when its not obvious whether someone is on drugs or just isn’t very good at writing clear English. Maybe both? Certainly was a ride!
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 3 days ago
I’m thinking drugs, there are none of the usual tells that hint at English being a second language.
whostosay@lemmy.world 3 days ago
But it ain’t like riding a bike on the interstate I’ll tell ya