Or they might be Mick Foley.

Hey OP? Does you “chav” need to have all his teeth? Because I wouldn’t call Mick Foley a redneck, but he IS missing teeth from falling off of Hell in a Cell. Which is a cage that’s about 20 feet tall.

Imagine just waking up one day and saying to yourself “I’m going to go to work today, and I’m going to throw myself off a ledge onto a concrete floor. With the only thing to break my fall being a wooden table and a nearby steel guardrail. If I throw myself too far, I’ll most certainly be hurt or dead. And I won’t tell ANYBODY that I’m going to do this. So no safety measures will be set in place beforehand. In fact, I’m going to force my coworker, who has a broken foot, to ALSO climb a chainlink fence cage, with nothing in the cage made easier to climb…again, because nobody knew ahead of time that was the plan.”

Ever wake up, and just think that’s what you want to do at work? Or that’s what you want your boyfriend to do?

I guess what I’m trying to say is…go watch hell in a cell. It’s insane. Even moreso when you consider that the only people who knew the plan long ahead of time, were Mick, and Terry Funk (who was not supposed to be part of the match at all).

The Undertaker only knew the plan that day. He was NOT happy he had to climb that thing…and he didn’t know he’d have to climb it a second time until it was happening. I mean seriously. Who was going to expect a 300lbs man to crash to the floor, and then think he’d INSIST on standing up, pushing medical staff away who were legitimately telling him “no, stay down! You’re going to the hospital!”, pushes them away and runs back to climb the cage again?

And thats when he almost died…

Guys! What I’m trying to say is go watch hell in a cell. It’s like watching 9/11 without the tragedy or terrorism.