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Honytawk@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

• lurch@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  if it’s hard/crispy and jagged or pointy, like where it broke, it can be stuck for long and cause internal bleeeding.

  maybe just don’t shove random things up your butt.

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  • jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    nah

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  • flandish@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    i mean it wasn’t “random” was it? it was known to be a tasty treat beforehand.

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    • lurch@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      by “random” i meant “not intended for rectal insertion”. for example:

      okay: butt plug with flared base.

      bad: crunchy food.

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      • flandish@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        yeah but does the restaurant come with unlimited butt plugs like it does breadsticks? gotta make hay when the sun shines…

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  • bitchkat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    He said bread stick not pretzel.

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    • lurch@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      you get pretzels in soft and crunchy as well

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      • bitchkat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        But you said hard, jagged, pointy which does not describe a bread stick.

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