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Honytawk@feddit.nl 4 months ago
I believe your ass is designed to get things out of your body.
if it’s hard/crispy and jagged or pointy, like where it broke, it can be stuck for long and cause internal bleeeding.
maybe just don’t shove random things up your butt.
nah
i mean it wasn’t “random” was it? it was known to be a tasty treat beforehand.
by “random” i meant “not intended for rectal insertion”. for example:
okay: butt plug with flared base.
bad: crunchy food.
yeah but does the restaurant come with unlimited butt plugs like it does breadsticks? gotta make hay when the sun shines…
He said bread stick not pretzel.
you get pretzels in soft and crunchy as well
But you said hard, jagged, pointy which does not describe a bread stick.
lurch@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
if it’s hard/crispy and jagged or pointy, like where it broke, it can be stuck for long and cause internal bleeeding.
maybe just don’t shove random things up your butt.
jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
nah
flandish@lemmy.world 4 months ago
i mean it wasn’t “random” was it? it was known to be a tasty treat beforehand.
lurch@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
by “random” i meant “not intended for rectal insertion”. for example:
okay: butt plug with flared base.
bad: crunchy food.
flandish@lemmy.world 4 months ago
yeah but does the restaurant come with unlimited butt plugs like it does breadsticks? gotta make hay when the sun shines…
bitchkat@lemmy.world 4 months ago
He said bread stick not pretzel.
lurch@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
you get pretzels in soft and crunchy as well
bitchkat@lemmy.world 4 months ago
But you said hard, jagged, pointy which does not describe a bread stick.