Comment on To join Facebook these days, one must record a video selfie

Kyrgizion@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• darkmarx@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Me too, but it has nothing to do with Facebook. Don’t kink shame me.

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• Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  How about putting googly eyes on your nuts and making a video selfie of them to send Facebook?

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  • guyoverthere123@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    that might actually get him verified

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• Cobrachicken@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I think I will steal your wording for future use.

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• Ste41th@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Have you ever had a Facebook account?

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  • Kyrgizion@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Nope. Managed to stay off of it for my entire life so far. Reason for it was that back in '05 or a bit later one of the very first things I learned about the nascent Facebook, was Zuck’s famous “Dumb fucks” remark about his early users. I rightfully concluded that someone with such a mindset would be an absolutely plague on mankind and I would never willingly help them in any way, no matter how insignificant.

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    • Ste41th@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      What socials have you had then?

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      • Kyrgizion@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Reddit until two years ago, and now Lemmy. That’s honestly it.

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  • spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I had one many years ago because my wife talked me i to it and ‘deleted’ it due to not using it after a couple years because it was showing me other things than just my contacts even back then. It was mostly a way to see my hogh school acquaintences and childhood friends who moved far away were still alive.

    The superficial connections were fine, but not engaging like nearby friends. I have one friend who does post there and sometimes forgets to put it elsewhere, but my wife lets me know when he does.

    Note: I put ‘deleted’ because there is zero chance they deleted anything other than the ability to log in.

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  • Sir_Kevin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Even if you don’t have a facebook account, you’ve got a facebook account.

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