Comment on Rule 34 rule

MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

• DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Okay, I can’t speak for this extremely fucked up example, but in general it’s very simple:

  1. see shape which sufficiently resembles (partially) naked woman, maybe in suggestive pose
  2. neuron activation
  3. you are now horny

  There is no need to imagine any fucking, seeing the image is enough to get you into the mood, looking at it long enough (or at different images for long enough) will get you most of the way there, and the hand can take care of the rest

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  • Ceedoestrees@lemmy.world ⁨36⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Wait, you don’t imagine elaborate narratives where, say, Adrien Brody’s car breaks down in a stretch in the wilderness with nothing but your cabin for miles. So he walks toward the only structure and I’m there studying mosses and it’s so remote I have a sat phone I let him use to call for help, but it’ll be a while so I make him some tea and we get to talking. Night falls before help comes so I light a fire in the pit and let him borrow a sweater I stole from an ex and pull out a bottle of whiskey I was saving for something special but it’s special enough. It keeps us chatting untill the early hours when a tow truck finally shows and I see him off. When I get home from my studies I find a package waiting for me—it’s the sweater he borrowed, a thank you card, and a bottle of fine whiskey?

    (I’m uncomfortable sexually fantasizing about real people.)

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  • MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    hm I see. That’s not how it works for women (usually)

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    • locahosr443@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That’s really just describing gooners and teenagers… I don’t think most of us not permanently online guys think like that

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      • DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        That is fair, I’m only a few years out of my teens. I guess it’ll require more intent in the future once puberty completely wraps up?

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• Denjin@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Er, that’s not the most worrying thing about someone jerking to Lisa Simpson.

  What you need to worry about is the fact she’s 8 years old.

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  • CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    She is 38, in the episode Bart to the Future. Image

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    • Denjin@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Episodes where Lisa is 38 = 1

      Episodes where Lisa is a child = 767

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      • CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I think it is more than 1… www.imdb.com/list/ls056380696/

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• hmmm@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  2D but feeling 3D

  Regardless, this is very fucked up, but I’m curious

  It’s normal.(We are degenerate 😣)

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• burgerpocalyse@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  now what would MY Simpsons porn parody be? youtu.be/QGJ_gy42yVM

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