This works because polar bears are super horny. Its desire to rend you limb from limb will be replaced bu overwhelming lust. Of course then you’ve got a completely different issue to deal with, but at least you might not die.
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lobut@lemmy.ca 1 day agoI remember somewhere they were saying you should remove your clothes with a polar bear. The bear will get distracted and start sniffing your clothes.
I think it was a QI episode and then David Mitchell said something like that Polar Bear being happier in the fact that the human would be better to eat this time because it didn’t have a wrapper.
TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 1 day ago
ikidd@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I think removing your clothes is just so the bear doesn’t choke on your belt.
ilega_dh@feddit.nl 1 day ago
That’s a myth perpetuated by the polar bears, they’re just perverts