Attention all Hudsucker employees. Attention all Hudsucker employees. We regretfully announce that at thirty seconds after the hour of noon, Hudsucker time, Waring Hudsucker, Founder, President, and Chairman of the Board of Hudsucker Industries, merged with the infinite. To mark this occasion of corporate loss, we ask that all employees observe a moment of silent contemplation. [moment of silence] Thank you for your kind attention. This moment has been duly-noted on your time cards and will be deducted from your pay. That is all.
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KISSmyOS@lemmy.world 8 months ago“Please note: The cost of your choice of gift will be deducted from your next paycheck,”
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 months ago
PixxlMan@lemmy.world 8 months ago
There will be a $20 gift fee and an additional service and shipping fee. How much would you like to tip? 12, 16 or 20%?
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 8 months ago
$400 for luggage tags
pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Do you feel motivated yet??
Cjwii@lemm.ee 8 months ago
You actually might very well end up paying taxes on it
ryathal@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
My last place regularly gave stuff away, but they reported the monetary value as a bonus. I got a drill I didn’t want and more taxes…