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Reminds me of getting a note from HR admonishing me to pick out my 20th work anniversary “gift” from “pages 12 to 16” of the supplied catalogue. I knew nothing of it. They concluded with “or we’ll choose for you, i.e. a clock”. I got luggage tags. For 20 years of my life. The best years of my life. Luggage tags. FML.

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KISSmyOS@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
“Please note: The cost of your choice of gift will be deducted from your next paycheck,”

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- Cjwii@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  You actually might very well end up paying taxes on it
  
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  - ryathal@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    My last place regularly gave stuff away, but they reported the monetary value as a bonus. I got a drill I didn’t want and more taxes…
    
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- FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  
  Attention all Hudsucker employees. Attention all Hudsucker employees. We regretfully announce that at thirty seconds after the hour of noon, Hudsucker time, Waring Hudsucker, Founder, President, and Chairman of the Board of Hudsucker Industries, merged with the infinite. To mark this occasion of corporate loss, we ask that all employees observe a moment of silent contemplation. [moment of silence] Thank you for your kind attention. This moment has been duly-noted on your time cards and will be deducted from your pay. That is all.
  
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- PixxlMan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  There will be a $20 gift fee and an additional service and shipping fee. How much would you like to tip? 12, 16 or 20%?
  
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- possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  $400 for luggage tags
  
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  - pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    Do you feel motivated yet??
    
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BirdyBoogleBop@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
What was on pages 1 to 11 and who were they for?

My old boss got a TV for 20 years and that was a shit company

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- Nouveau_Burnswick@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  I got a transfer to a province with a language I didn’t speak for my 15th!
  
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skookumasfrig@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
I got a digital camera that only took blurry pictures. This was Merrill Lynch in the 2000’s.

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altima_neo@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
I got some driving glasses that broke when I held them the wrong way

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- grayman@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  Should have paired them with an OptiGrab,
  
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  - FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    Is that the best idea?
    
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