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FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Stories like this are why it’s a really good thing that I don’t have access to the red button. I would hit the reset on our species in a second if I could.
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FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Stories like this are why it’s a really good thing that I don’t have access to the red button. I would hit the reset on our species in a second if I could.
P00ptart@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“if you push this button, someone you… Did you just push the button?” Me: *looking them in the eye while I slowly push it again. “At least let me tell you what it does, if you push the button, someone you don’t know will die…” Me: *pushes button again. “SOMEONE WILL DIE AND YOU GET A MILLION DOLLARS!” “7,999,999,997 more to go, then”
(What’s it up to now 8.2bill or so? I figure me and the people I know, plus about 200 million other people could get along well enough… Fuck, better knock another 180million or so off)
Albbi@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Healthcare CEO’s day at the office.
Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
“We’re gonna need some more buttons in here.”
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
You might as well keep going, because it’ll probably be the 200 million worst and most useless people left. Survival of the cruelest seems to be a rule in this world.