It’s Ubumfejn-Hooga-booga that a group of cavemen worshipped 10000 years ago.
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Carmakazi@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Scientists: “Tell me the name of God you fungal piece of shit!”
Karl@programming.dev 5 months ago
SARGE@startrek.website 5 months ago
Cavemen? Maybe 20,000 years ago.
10,000 years ago we were planting crops and forming cities. They weren’t built to last the ages like Rome, but dirt cities are still cities.
Besides, Ubumfejn-Hooga-booga is the FALSE GOD. The REAL God is Ubumfejn-Booga-Hooga. But nobody has worshipped her since 12,527 B.C.E. after a high-priest got drunk on fermented fruit and accidentally swapped the name while reciting The Old Ways, and who’s gonna correct the high-Priest?
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 5 months ago
there were still cavemen in some parts of the world, and if we’re just talking about regular hunter-gatherers those still exist. And not just the uncontacted tribes, there’s people in africa still living as hunter-gatherers while wearing tshirts and shit, which is such a vibe.
Colloidal@programming.dev 5 months ago
But do they live in caves, though?
Karl@programming.dev 5 months ago
Fools think he was drunk, but the knowledgeable know hooga-booga moved him.
2xsaiko@discuss.tchncs.de 5 months ago
“can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters”
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 5 months ago
Laughs in Venus by Friday