Where’s Gizmo when you need him?
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DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Everyone knows that vampires live in a detached single family home on Staten Island.
Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Mopping out Laszlo’s masturbatorium.
KammicRelief@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Ah the wanking shed that Gizmo eventually moves into :D
ebolapie@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
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huppakee@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Buy that castle is probably cheaper than heating it
msage@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
Good news, everyone!
Vampires don’t need heating!
Or groceries.
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
They’d also be very happy to allow visitors.
huppakee@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
I didn’t know they can’t freeze to death either
Nasan@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Vampires don’t need no warmth
TassieTosser@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
Nevermind heating, it’s a ruin. How much is it gonna cost to rebuild?
ILikeTraaaains@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The castle in the photo needs restoration, which is hugely expensive compared to restore a house.
I don’t about Romania, but in other European countries historic buildings are required to be maintained by the owner and it is restricted what they can do.
In Spain if the castle/palace is considered as a good of cultural interest, the restrictions are even higher. You cannot do activities that can damage it, like converting it into an hotel or restaurant. Also required to allow the public to visit it for free, at least four days each month.