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DJDarren@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• ebolapie@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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  • huppakee@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Buy that castle is probably cheaper than heating it

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    • msage@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Good news, everyone!

      Vampires don’t need heating!

      Or groceries.

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      • Aggravationstation@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        They’d also be very happy to allow visitors.

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      • huppakee@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I didn’t know they can’t freeze to death either

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    • Nasan@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Vampires don’t need no warmth

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    • TassieTosser@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Nevermind heating, it’s a ruin. How much is it gonna cost to rebuild?

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  • ILikeTraaaains@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The castle in the photo needs restoration, which is hugely expensive compared to restore a house.

    I don’t about Romania, but in other European countries historic buildings are required to be maintained by the owner and it is restricted what they can do.

    In Spain if the castle/palace is considered as a good of cultural interest, the restrictions are even higher. You cannot do activities that can damage it, like converting it into an hotel or restaurant. Also required to allow the public to visit it for free, at least four days each month.

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• Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Where’s Gizmo when you need him?

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  • DJDarren@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Mopping out Laszlo’s masturbatorium.

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    • KammicRelief@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Ah the wanking shed that Gizmo eventually moves into :D

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