Where’s Gizmo when you need him?
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DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Everyone knows that vampires live in a detached single family home on Staten Island.
Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Mopping out Laszlo’s masturbatorium.
KammicRelief@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Ah the wanking shed that Gizmo eventually moves into :D
ebolapie@lemmy.world 2 months ago
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huppakee@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Buy that castle is probably cheaper than heating it
msage@programming.dev 2 months ago
Good news, everyone!
Vampires don’t need heating!
Or groceries.
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 2 months ago
They’d also be very happy to allow visitors.
huppakee@lemm.ee 2 months ago
I didn’t know they can’t freeze to death either
Nasan@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Vampires don’t need no warmth
TassieTosser@aussie.zone 2 months ago
Nevermind heating, it’s a ruin. How much is it gonna cost to rebuild?
ILikeTraaaains@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The castle in the photo needs restoration, which is hugely expensive compared to restore a house.
I don’t about Romania, but in other European countries historic buildings are required to be maintained by the owner and it is restricted what they can do.
In Spain if the castle/palace is considered as a good of cultural interest, the restrictions are even higher. You cannot do activities that can damage it, like converting it into an hotel or restaurant. Also required to allow the public to visit it for free, at least four days each month.