Wait until a loose toilet seat at a public bathroom slides to the side, and with all the motion, they get pinched between the seat and the porcelain.
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cheeseburger@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Born in the 70s. I’ve sat on my balls twice so far this year. That’s never happened before, I used to just laugh at the idea 😓
chiliedogg@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Stegget@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
new fear unlocked
MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 1 day ago
I’ve heard of Poseidon’s kiss but this is a new lvl of danger I’ve never heard of. Thx for the new toilet fear.
LiveLM@lemmy.zip 13 hours ago
Poseidon’s pinch?
cheeseburger@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
😰 Oh dear, I know it’s going to happen now 😓
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Kind of a tangent, but when I was younger I used to accidentally kick myself in the balls by sitting cross legged too quickly and hitting with my heel.