Yeah you’ve got to wonder if that extra bit they trimmed off would be nicer to have there or not. But I guess the mutilated pecker is all I’ll ever know so I guess its fine?
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artichoke99@lemm.ee 2 months ago
It’s fucking crazy bro my parents were believers but weren’t actually subscribed to any traditional religion and them mfers still trimmed my shit
kreskin@lemmy.world 2 months ago
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 month ago
1: Reduces feeling, bad for you 2: Reduces feeling, good for your partner 3: Might be useful hygienically if you ever live as a desert nomad, so that’s nice
PaintedSnail@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Blame Kellogg
fluffykittycat@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
And ultimately Christian sexual repression
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
The cereal guy? Next you’re gonna tell me Nestle’s been up to some shady shit
Krauerking@lemy.lol 1 month ago
Well the cereal was invented cause he thought bland foods would stop you masturbating but that was clearly not working so he leaned back into foreskin hoarding.
I am not kidding as much as that sentence would make it seem.
fishy@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Let’s clear it up though, it’s the guy who invented the cereal who was a nut. His brother was the one who was like “I’m gonna sell the flakes, not the dick snip bit.” They got into a huge battle when the quack doctor realized his brother was making more money selling the cereal than he was selling religious pseudoscience.