Nautilus was torture-tested with poor aim scenarios, erratic flow rates, and simulated misfires
reducing splashback by a staggering 98%
Seems like they did this properly, and while it’s not perfect it handles sprinkler mode pretty well
Comment on World’s First ‘Splashless’ Urinal keeps the Floor Clean and your Pants Pee-free - Yanko Design
TehPers@beehaw.org 3 weeks ago
I appreciate improvements, but I don’t think this will solve the problem of pee shooting out in random directions (occasionally vertically down) before setting on a gentle spray in all directions at once. It’s not even like we’re free-handed firehosing the stream or anything - even carefully aimed, it can decide to just fuck off to the right for no damn reason.
Anyway, all this to say the floors will still be sticky, but hopefully less so.
smeg@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
Admetus@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Sprinkler mode, I love it.
ryannathans@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
Hmmm that’s almost exclusively an after-ejaculation thing for mont dudes
ramble81@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Spread your hole a little bit before letting it rip. It’s because it’s blocked either because you’ve been sweaty, you nasty or you jacked off and it dried on the tip.
TehPers@beehaw.org 3 weeks ago
It also tends to spray under low pressure, which is unfortunately both at the start and end. Mid-piss, it’s generally fine from my experience.
Akasazh@feddit.nl 3 weeks ago
Do you not pull back the hood before unleashing the flow?
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
mfers just open their zipper and start pissing, being dumbfounded at how this results in them pissing their pants
TehPers@beehaw.org 3 weeks ago
If you’re asking if I sound before pissing, no. If you’re asking if I go out of my way to piss on myself, also no.
Don’t claim your piss shoots out like a laser pointer. Nobody will believe you lol.
ClassifiedPancake@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
Didn’t imagine I’ll write this down ever in my life but the solution is to open the hole for a sec so it can „reset“ and close up properly. Then it should be no problem. It can clog up from sweat or semen which created this spray effect. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
Akasazh@feddit.nl 3 weeks ago
Aha, yes the removal of said hood kind of moots my question.
To illustrate this for the unaccustomed, of your junk is vanilla starting to pee whilst the urethra is covered can lead to a very chaotic trajectory, hence my question.
No one tells you either, so as a kid I had problems aiming until I found this out.
It’s not laser pointer without the hood, however it’s comfortably within the margin of error to not miss the bowl.