Comment on How to respectfully and subtly tell dad and his new gf they're too loud when having sex?

Jarix@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

• SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Fuck that, put cbat on

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  • edgemaster72@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    But then they’ll just start fucking to that rhythm, everyone knows it’s the best song to fuck to

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    • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Imagine midway in sex being thrusted into silently to that beat

      I don’t know if I’d be mad or start laughing

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      • datavoid@lemmy.ml ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Don’t lie, we all know the result would be you immediately climaxing

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• shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  When dad’s going down on her:

  HOLY DIVER!

  You’ve been down too long in the midnight sea Oh what’s becomin’ of me No, no, ride the tiger You can see his stripes but you know he’s clean Oh don’t you see what I mean

  HOLY DIVER!

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  • BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    There will never be another quite like Ronnie James Dio.

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    • Jarix@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Dio has rocked for a long long time.

      But now its time for him to pass the torch

      He has songs of wildebeasts and angels

      He has rocked on the wings of a demon

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