Comment on How to respectfully and subtly tell dad and his new gf they're too loud when having sex?

nokturne213@sopuli.xyz ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

• MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Maybe that’s their thing and they’ll go harder. Don’t underestimate the Godfrey.

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  • SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Play the song “Mama’s got a squeeze box” real loud. Over and over again.

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    • KittenBiscuits@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      And daddy never sleeps at night.

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    • athairmor@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Orgasm Addict by the Buzzcocks.

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  • nokturne213@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If he does not work, try Kinison, or Bobcat. If those do not work, GWAR has some choice songs that may.

    Fuckin’ An Animal

    Sex Cow

    PreSkool Prostitute

    Hate Love Songs

    Sick of You

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• Ediacarium@feddit.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Or maybe just play a laugh track right after they finished?

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• PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  OP could play Gilbert Gottfried reciting WAP

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• Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I REMEMBAH WHEN THE WORST THING YA HADTA WARRY ABOUT, WAS HIJACKED AIRPLANES, FLYING INTO BUILDINGS

  oh gilbert, we’re going to get in to trouble for that.

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