Comment on Dont worry about your retirement plan, simpsons never fail

PurpleGameBoy@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• IndustryStandard@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Three people did. With poor aim and planning.

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  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Probably more than three, tbf. We got to hear about the three that got close and not the Discord group where everyone realized they were part of the same FBI counterinsurgency group and then half of them got fired.

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  • Botanicals@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You sincerely think those were real attempts?

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    • IndustryStandard@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      No they shot Trumps ear for a Van Gogh pose and killed a few people in the crowd for good measure.

      What do you think?

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      • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Ryan Routh had Lee Harvey Oswald written all over him. He just showed up ahead of the second gunman and pooched it.

        CIA fall guys just ain’t what they used to be.

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    • unphazed@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I think the golf course guy was real, at least.

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• 0x0@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I guess the gun crowd is mostly maga and the remaining think there’ll be (legal) justice for him. Someday. Maybe.

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  • Lucky_777@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s a suicide mission. You’re talking about killing the most protected human on the planet. Your guns, planning, money, they won’t go far and you’ll die in the process.

    Father time is the best hope for a swift end to Trump.

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    • 0x0@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      There’s a high risk for sure but i wouldn’t call it impossible.

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• samus12345@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You’re guaranteeing your death for something that has low odds of succeeding.

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