Some are better than others in both power and nozzle angle/placement. Sometimes you have to shimmy to get the angle just right if the power is low. It should result in a wipe in which no fecal matter remains, only wetness, if executed properly.
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B4kst33n@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
So, maybe I’m missing something here, but bidets don’t seem all that great? Everyone on the internet is always proclaiming life changing experiences with these things. However, when I recently used them they don’t seem to do very much. My butthole is still poopy and when I wipe to dry my ass the toilet paper tears.
swampdownloader@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
fishy@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Exactly. There’s a learning curve but once you’ve got it, you dread wipe only bathrooms. Installed a bidet on one of my toilets six months ago and now that’s the only toilet anybody in the house poops in unless it’s already occupied.
bluewing@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
You need to use the power washer setting. Takes the paint right off the wall…
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Low water pressure maybe? Mines a real cheap one and I’ve never had issues with not being clean after. I do usually get stronger toilet paper, but I only use a roll or two a month. I wouldn’t say it’s life changing, but I do prefer it. Also has saved me a lot on tp
Piemanding@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Yes and also mine takes 30+ seconds to properly clean so make sure you take your time.
spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
I like to waggle my butt in the stream to make sure I get everything clean.
VitoRobles@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
I was like you a few years ago.
The crappy ones feel like that.
Then I sat on a fancy one that sang me a lullaby and gave me positive encouragement as I pooped. My god, my entire butthole is so fresh.
I now understand.
StJohnMcCrae@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
Operator error.
Shardikprime@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Clearly needs more hydro pressure